"Thursday is the day I officially declare it's acceptable to eat cake for breakfast because hey, it's almost the weekend!"
"Thursday: the awkward middle child of the workweek, neither here nor there, just kind of... existing."
"Thursday: the day I start pretending to be busy so I can avoid doing actual work."
"Thursday is nature's way of saying, 'Hang in there, Friday's coming!"
"Thursday is like a speed bump in the middle of the week - you slow down just enough to realize you're not on a highway to the weekend yet."
"Thursday: when my brain says 'weekend' but my schedule says 'not so fast, buddy."
"Thursday: the day that tests whether I'm still functioning after three days of work or if I've officially entered zombie mode."
"On Thursdays, I like to pretend I'm a super productive person, but then reality hits and I realize it's just another day of procrastination."
"Thursday: the day when you realize the weekend is so close, yet still so far away."
"Thursday is the day I start counting down to the weekend... and regretting all the stuff I haven't done yet."
“You are trying to be productive on a Thursday, but your brain is like ‘nah, let’s just think about the weekend.”
“I don’t always survive Thursdays, but when I do, I reward myself with a glass of wine and an early bedtime.”
“Thursday is like the fourth wheel on a tricycle it’s there, but nobody really knows what it’s for.”
“I’m not superstitious, but on Thursdays, I like to knock on wood just in case the weekend decides to start early.”
“Thursday: because sometimes you need a reminder that the weekend is still two whole days away.”
“Well, unless you’re a unicorn or a superhero, being yourself might be the second worst advice on a Thursday. Let’s leave the craziness for Friday, shall we?”
“Thursdays are like the middle child of the week forgotten and overlooked, but still full of surprises.”
“I’m not saying Thursdays are terrible, but they’re definitely the ugly duckling of the workweek.”
“Thursday is my favorite day to plan how I’m going to get out of the plans I made for the weekend.”
“When all else fails on a Thursday, just remember that delusion is a perfectly acceptable coping mechanism. Who needs reality anyway?”
“Thursday: The most useless day. It only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week … and it’s still not over.”
“Thursday is the day I actually start the diet that I was planning to start on Monday.”
“It’s Thursday, and I’m already overthinking my weekend plans. #priorities”
“Friday just called; she’ll be here tomorrow, and she’s bringing the wine.”
“Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.” – Nicci French
“Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.” ― Jef Raskin
“The best thing about Thursday is that no one calls it hump day.” – Dean Johnston
“This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.” – Douglas Adams
“I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell
“Thursdays are proof that even weekdays can be bipolar.”
“Happy Thursday! Greet your problems and decisions with peace and calm.” ~ Tracey Edmonds
“How many things in your life do you do without realizing that they are a waste of time? Use Thursday to take the time to eliminate time-wasters.” -Byron Pulsifer
“Thursdays are for channeling your inner superhero and tackling your to-do list like a boss.”
“On Thursdays, we wear our ‘almost Friday’ smiles and power through the day like the champions we are.”
“Thursday is the perfect day to give yourself a pep talk, take a deep breath, and conquer the day like a boss.”
“On Thursdays, we take a break from taking ourselves too seriously and embrace the silly side of life.”
“Thursdays are for embracing the chaos of the week and turning it into something beautiful.”
“Thursday is the day when we start to feel like we’re winning at life, even if it’s just for a moment.”
“On Thursdays, we remind ourselves that we’re capable of achieving greatness, as long as we have enough coffee.”
“Thursdays are for laughing at our mistakes, learning from them, and moving forward like the rockstars we are.”
“On Thursdays, we don’t have to be perfect. We just have to be better than we were yesterday.”
“It’s Thursday. I’m breathing. I’m alive, and I’m blessed. God is good.”
Thursday is how Friday says, “Hang on, you are almost there.
“Thursday: the day when you’re convinced you’ve been working for 72 hours straight, even though it’s only been 3.”
“Thursdays are for pretending like we’re working while secretly planning our weekend adventures.”
“On Thursdays, we wear business casual…but also secretly wish we could wear sweatpants.”
“Every Thursday I remember that ‘procrastination’ and ‘productivity’ start with the same letter for a reason.”
“My brain is making weekend plans without consulting my body first. Sorry, body, we’ll be working late again!”
“Thursday is the perfect day to let your inner sloth shine. Just don’t let your boss catch you.”
“Don’t forget to practice your ‘TGIF’ dance moves in the office.”
“Thursday is only good at reminding us that Friday is still technically a workday and we’re not as close to the weekend as we thought.”
“Happy Almost-Friday, everyone! Let’s power through today like it’s the last hurdle of a marathon.”
“Today we all come to terms with the fact that we’re not as productive as we thought we were.”
“Every Thursday, my brain thinks about the weekend, while my body is stuck at work.”
“Happy Almost-Weekend, team! Let’s pretend like we actually did work this week.”
“It’s Thursday, which means we’re this close to the weekend. Keep calm and work on!”
“Thursday: because sometimes even caffeine can’t save us.”
“On Thursdays, we put in just enough effort to make it look like we’re trying.”
“I’m not sure if I’m ready for the day, but I’m definitely ready for another cup of coffee.”
“Good morning, Thursday! Let’s pretend we’re productive until Friday rolls around and we can finally relax.”
“Good morning, Thursday! Just one more day until I can wear sweatpants to work.”
“Thursdays are the new Fridays… at least that’s what I keep telling myself.”
“Thursday mornings are like a game of Jenga. You’re trying to keep it all together until Friday, but sometimes it all falls apart.”
“Happy Thursday! It’s almost the weekend, which means it’s almost time to do the same thing I do every weekend… nothing.”
“Good morning, Thursday! Let’s make today so productive that we can afford to be lazy tomorrow.”
“Happy Thursday! Just think, only one more sleep until Friday … unless you’re an insomniac, then it’s like 50 more sleeps.”
“I have a love-hate relationship with Thursdays. Love that it’s almost Friday, hate that it’s not Friday yet.”
“It’s Thursday, and I’m feeling thankful for two things: coffee and the fact that it’s not Monday.”
Ah, it’s such a beautiful morning to think about the day after Friday.
“Thursday mornings are like a speed bump on the way to the weekend.”
“Happy Thursday! Let’s conquer the day before it even knows what hit it.”
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
“Thursday is like a practice run for Friday… but with more caffeine.”
“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis
“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” – Ellen DeGeneres
“An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!”
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
“I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.”
“Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.” – Harry Emerson Fosdick
“Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit.” – Conrad Hilton
“Effort is what is required on Thursday to finish all that needs to be done.” – Kate Summers
“Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.” – Dalai Lama
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue” – Dorothy Parker
“I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” – Cassandra Duffy
“The rain visited us last night, making the soil wet with desire. Today the breeze drifted around the trees, serenading the flowers and the breeze. And a few minutes ago, I drank a pint of Whisky to add a spin to my Thursday night!” – Avijeet Das
“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.” – James Branch Cabell
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams
“If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.” – Michael Jordan
“How many things in your life do you do without realizing that they are a waste of time? Use Thursday to take the time to eliminate time-wasters.” – Byron Pulsifer
“People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.” – Mike Bechtle
“To greet a lovely morning, we must leave the night behind.” – Tarang Sinha
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis
“Mornings are almost a clean slate. I say almost because the residue of yesterday is sometimes stuck on them.” – Medeia Sharif
“Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.” – Aleksandra Ninkovic
“Thursday is like a practice run for Friday… but with more caffeine.”
“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” – Rachel Caine
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” – Marlo Thomas
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one… only if morning began after noon.” – Tony Smite
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” – Kristen Chandler
“Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.” – William Feather
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black
“I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.”
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
“Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” – Gehenna Toss
“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.” – Kurt Cobain
“Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.”
“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” – Mindy Kaling
“This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before.” – Maya Angelou
“Every day brings you a chance to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes and dance.” – Oprah Winfrey
“The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.” – Helen Keller
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Jerome K. Jerome
“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? ‘Hey, if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.'” – Chris Rock
“You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum-wage work ethic.” – Zig Ziglar
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edward Bergen
“No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.” – Groucho Marx
“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.” – Tina Fey
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
“It’s Thursday… or as I like to call it… Day 4 of the hostage situation”
“Dear Thursday: Are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday. Nothing personal, it’s just been a long week”
“If TGIF is Thank God It’s Friday, then today must be SHIT: Sure Happy It’s Thursday.”
“The lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.” – Ann Landers
“Thursday. The most useless day. it only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week…and it’s still not over.”
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
“Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.” – John Farley
“Be happy. It really annoys negative people.” – Ricky Gervais
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov
“Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.” – Albert Einstein
“Be happy, it drives people crazy.” – Paulo Coelho
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.” – Paul Fix
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – Mitch Hedberg
“Thursdays are the new Fridays… at least that’s what I keep telling myself.”
“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh” – Maya Angelou
“I wonder how to turn water into wine. Happy thirsty Thursday.”
“The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” – Betty White
“Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday.” – Rebecca Black
“Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.” – Ellen DeGeneres
“Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.” – Lord Byron
“Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.” – Dr. Seuss
“Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
“Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.” – Neil Gaiman
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito” – Dalai Lama
“This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.” – Douglas Adams
“Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long” – Nicci French
“If someone says you’re weird, say thank you.” – Ellen DeGeneres
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” – Ellen DeGeneres
“The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.” – George Will
“Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.” – Steve Martin
“Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” – Les Dawson
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
“Always remember that you are unique. – just like everybody else.”
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Katherine Gaskin
“Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.” – Ain Eineziz
“Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.” – Lily Tomlin
“The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.” – George Bernard Shaw
“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.” – Mark Twain
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey
“Don’t underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” – Winnie the Pooh
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.” – Audrey Hepburn
“I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.” – Michael Scott
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.” – Bill Murray
“Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but Thursday’s child has far to go.” – Elisse Boyd
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