ᐅ153+ Funny Monday Quotes, Wishes, Messages with Images

“If Monday had a face, I would punch it. But then I’d have to go to jail, and that would ruin my Tuesday.”
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"If Monday had a face, I would punch it. But then I'd have to go to jail, and that would ruin my Tuesday."

“Monday is the day to be fierce… after I finish my second cup of coffee.”
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"Monday is the day to be fierce... after I finish my second cup of coffee."

“Monday is the day to be back at your passion, whatever that might be
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"Monday is the day to be back at your passion, whatever that might be whether it's binge-watching your favorite show or pretending to work."

“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
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"Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it's not me, it's you."

“I tried to see things from Monday’s perspective, but it’s still just the day I avoid eye contact with.”
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"I tried to see things from Monday's perspective, but it's still just the day I avoid eye contact with."

“Monday: The day where even my coffee needs a coffee.”
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"Monday: The day where even my coffee needs a coffee."

“Monday should be optional. Can we vote on that?”
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"Monday should be optional. Can we vote on that?"

“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the stress, and divide the happiness.”
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"Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the stress, and divide the happiness."

“Monday is the day when reality hits you like a ton of bricks… and then you realize it’s just the beginning of the week.”
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"Monday is the day when reality hits you like a ton of bricks... and then you realize it's just the beginning of the week."

“Monday is the day that reminds you that you forgot to set your alarm for the weekend.”
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"Monday is the day that reminds you that you forgot to set your alarm for the weekend."

Happy Monday! It’s a great day to be great.
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Happy Monday! It’s a great day to be great.

When you live a life you love, it shouldn’t matter if it’s Monday or Friday.
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When you live a life you love, it shouldn’t matter if it’s Monday or Friday.

Mondays are only tough if you give them the power to be. Get positive!
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Mondays are only tough if you give them the power to be. Get positive!

Stop waiting for the day to change and change your perspective instead.
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Stop waiting for the day to change and change your perspective instead.

It is such a beautiful Monday to be optimistic about life.
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It is such a beautiful Monday to be optimistic about life.

Set a positive tone for your week with your first thought on Monday morning.
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Set a positive tone for your week with your first thought on Monday morning.

Monday: negative thoughts not allowed.
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Monday: negative thoughts not allowed.

It’s Monday, and it’s a great day to be alive!
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It’s Monday, and it’s a great day to be alive!

Just another magic Monday!
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Just another magic Monday!

Mondays are like mini New Years! Get motivated!
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Mondays are like mini New Years! Get motivated!

It’s Monday! Don’t forget to be awesome!
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It’s Monday! Don’t forget to be awesome!

Spend your weekends building a life where you love Mondays.
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Spend your weekends building a life where you love Mondays.

Do something you love so much that Mondays are your favorite day of the week!
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Do something you love so much that Mondays are your favorite day of the week!

Fresh day, fresh week, fresh start, fresh opportunities!
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Fresh day, fresh week, fresh start, fresh opportunities!

Monday’s are for go-getters! Be one!
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Monday’s are for go-getters! Be one!

I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.
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I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays. -Leggy Saul

Build a life where you don’t have to live for the weekend
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Build a life where you don’t have to live for the weekend.

Turn each Monday into the same attitude of the day before leaving on vacation and you have
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Turn each Monday into the same attitude of the day before leaving on vacation and you have the recipe for phenomenal productivity. -Byron Pulsiffer

Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!
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Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday! -Andrea L’Artiste

There is always a miracle at the dawn of Monday; I’m alive!
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There is always a miracle at the dawn of Monday; I’m alive! -Byron Pulsiffer

Let the wisdom of Monday show you why we have weekends.
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Let the wisdom of Monday show you why we have weekends. -Anthony T. Hincks

This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen.
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This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen. -Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

New beginnings are available to all of us over 50 times a year… they’re called Mondays.
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New beginnings are available to all of us over 50 times a year… they’re called Mondays. -Byron Pulsiffer

With the right mindset, you can be just as happy on a Monday as you are on a Friday.
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With the right mindset, you can be just as happy on a Monday as you are on a Friday. -Joel Osteen

Monday is the day to unleash the stamina build-up from the weekend!
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Monday is the day to unleash the stamina build-up from the weekend!

Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday, which is super close to Thursday which is practically Friday. You got this!
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Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday, which is super close to Thursday which is practically Friday. You got this!

When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all week!
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When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all week!

Monday, go home. You’ve been canceled.
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Monday, go home. You’ve been canceled.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the coffee, subtract the sleep, multiply the irritation, and divide the happiness.
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the coffee, subtract the sleep, multiply the irritation, and divide the happiness.

Monday is so clingy. Do we have to see each other every single week?!
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Monday is so clingy. Do we have to see each other every single week?!

Mondays should be optional.
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Mondays should be optional.

Monday, I will slay thee with a mighty cup of coffee.
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Monday, I will slay thee with a mighty cup of coffee.

Is it too soon to countdown to Friday?
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Is it too soon to countdown to Friday?

Monday is simply Friday Jr Jr Jr Jr… Friday the Fifth, if you will.
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Monday is simply Friday Jr Jr Jr Jr… Friday the Fifth, if you will.

Monday To-Dos: 1) Drink Coffee … Yup, that’s about it.
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Monday To-Dos: 1) Drink Coffee … Yup, that’s about it.

Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.
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Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.

Can someone create a day to place between Sunday and Monday? Thanks.
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Can someone create a day to place between Sunday and Monday? Thanks.

The only good thing about a Monday is the sarcastic Facebook statuses of other Monday-haters. At least I’ve found my people.
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The only good thing about a Monday is the sarcastic Facebook statuses of other Monday-haters. At least I’ve found my people.

If someone mutters the words, “I love Monday”, they’re either crazy, retired, or on vacation.
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If someone mutters the words, “I love Monday”, they’re either crazy, retired, or on vacation.

I heard every day is a “gift”… Does anyone know where I can return Monday?
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I heard every day is a “gift”… Does anyone know where I can return Monday?

Hello, Monday! Can I ask you a question? Why do you always come back so quickly?
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Hello, Monday! Can I ask you a question? Why do you always come back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby or something?

Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.

I’m not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday.

This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed.

In the sentence: “I love Monday”, the guy is crazy, retired, or on vacation.
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In the sentence: “I love Monday”, the guy is crazy, retired, or on vacation.

Dear Monday, go step on a lego.

If Monday were a person, it wouldn’t have friends.

If Monday was a haircut, it would be a mullet.

If Monday was a shoe, they’d be Crocs.
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If Monday was a shoe, they’d be Crocs.

If Monday was a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.

If Monday was a person, I’d punch it in the face.

Monday wouldn’t be so bad if it just didn’t happen every single week.

What is your least favorite day of the week and why is it Monday?
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What is your least favorite day of the week and why is it Monday?

If Monday and Wednesday switched places, I think I’d still hate Monday.

Why does getting out of bed on a Monday feel so much harder than on Friday?

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday – *blink* – Monday.

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
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A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” on a Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

I’m just a girl standing in front of Monday, asking it to be Friday.

I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago…
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I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago…

Didn’t we just have a Monday like a week ago?!

I’m a Friday person living in a Monday world.

SMONDAY: The moment Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.

Monday? AGAIN?!
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Monday? AGAIN?!

Look on the bright side: at least Monday only happens once a week.

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s Not Me – It’s You.

Did you know that Mondays happen once a week?! Seems a bit excessive to me.

Warning! Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake does
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Warning! Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.

Help me, caffeine. You’re my only hope.

Coffee is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays.

Can I get a Monday-sized coffee to go?

I don’t think there’s enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.
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I don’t think there’s enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.

With this coffee and many, many refills I shall overcome Monday!

I coffee because Monday happens every week.

I don’t remember ordering a Monday with my morning coffee.

May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.
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May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.

Mondays: one of those days where even your coffee needs a coffee.

Monday checklist: Coffee, coffee, lipstick, coffee.

May your coffee kick in before reality does.

That obnoxious moment when your boss calls you on a Monday morning asking where you’re at.
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That obnoxious moment when your boss calls you on a Monday morning asking where you’re at.

I don’t like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays, or mornings… or people.

“It’s been a long week.”

Is it normal to be thinking about Friday at 8 am on a Monday? Asking for a friend.

Okay, Monday. Let’s make a deal. You be good to me, I will be good to you.
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Okay, Monday. Let’s make a deal. You be good to me, I will be good to you.

The worst has happened… my alarm went off and Monday is here.

Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.

Good Morning! Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.

We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday morning. Your regularly
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We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday morning. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday. Sorry for the inconvenience!

“Yeah, I’m about ready for the weekend.”

I hate mornings. And Mondays. And Monday mornings most of all.

If Monday mornings had a face, I’d punch it.

Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. In that lies an opportunity
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Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. In that lies an opportunity for something special to happen.

Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week.

Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done.

It’s a good week to have a good week.

This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.
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This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.

I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bada** I’m going to be this week.

Mondays are for fresh starts.

Be a rebel enjoy Monday. Find a reason to like it.

Motivated, determined, and ready to slay the day.
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Motivated, determined, and ready to slay the day.

Making Monday my… well, let’s just get through it.

Monday: Not my favorite day, but I’ll make it work.

Who needs a superhero when you’ve survived Monday?

Monday motto: Less dread, more caffeine.
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Monday motto: Less dread, more caffeine.

Survived another Monday? Check ✔️

Hello, Monday. We meet again (unfortunately).

Monday: Let’s do this! (After coffee… maybe.)

Mondays are for fresh starts… and multiple alarms.
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Mondays are for fresh starts… and multiple alarms.

New Monday, same me (because why change a classic?).

Monday’s plan: Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other.

Monday and I are in a complicated relationship: I pretend it doesn’t exist, and it insists on showing up every week.

If there were a ‘block’ option for days of the week, Monday would be my first choice.
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If there were a ‘block’ option for days of the week, Monday would be my first choice.

Monday should be optional, like choosing to read the terms and conditions.

Monday: that one day of the week when my coffee needs a coffee.

The only thing blue about Monday is the color of my mood.

Mondays are the start of my weekly existential crisis: To work, or not to work, that is the question.
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Mondays are the start of my weekly existential crisis: To work, or not to work, that is the question.

If Monday had a face, I’d probably make a meme out of it.

I’m not saying I hate Mondays, but if it was a person, I’d avoid it in the supermarket.

Monday: the moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the reality of the week hits you.

Mondays are like a math problem: add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply
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Mondays are like a math problem: add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

On Mondays, I like my coffee like I like my Mondays not happening. But well, here we are.

Coffee: making Mondays slightly more bearable since forever.

Monday’s forecast: 99% chance of coffee.

Monday mantra: Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday. That’s what coffee’s for.
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Monday mantra: Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday. That’s what coffee’s for.

My Monday morning workout: running from the bed to the coffee maker.

Coffee on Monday is like a high five for your brain.

If Monday is the question, coffee is the answer. No matter what the question is.

Coffee: because Monday doesn’t happen without it.
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Coffee: because Monday doesn’t happen without it.

On Mondays, my coffee is like a superhero in a mug.

Mondays are just mini-holidays for coffee lovers. Another excuse to have one more cup.

Here’s to Monday, the great reminder that we had something called ‘weekend’ that went by too fast, as always.

If Monday was a person, it would be that one who always talks loudly on their phone in quiet places.
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If Monday was a person, it would be that one who always talks loudly on their phone in quiet places.

Monday: the day I strongly consider trading my career for a life as a cat. Sleep, eat, repeat.

On Mondays, I’m 50% ‘I got this’ and 50% ‘Got out of bed, what more do you want?’

Monday should come with a fast-forward button. And a mute one, while we’re at it.

Monday: where motivation goes to take a long, indefinite nap.
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Monday: where motivation goes to take a long, indefinite nap.

If there were an award for the most disliked day of the week, Monday would win. Every. Single. Time.

Monday: the universe’s way of punishing you for enjoying your weekend.

Ah, Monday, my favorite day of the week! Said no one ever.

Mondays are like that friend who always overstays their welcome. You know, the one
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Mondays are like that friend who always overstays their welcome. You know, the one you never invited in the first place.

“Imagine if Monday was a person. It would be that well-meaning friend who always ruins your jokes by explaining them.”

“Monday’s motto: If at first, you don’t succeed, try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant.”

“Monday is the day when your inner philosopher awakens and questions your life choices, like why you didn’t choose to be a millionaire.”

“Remember, every Monday is a chance to start a new life, so make sure to screw it up by Wednesday for maximum enjoyment.”
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“Remember, every Monday is a chance to start a new life, so make sure to screw it up by Wednesday for maximum enjoyment.”

“Monday is like that plot twist in a movie you saw coming, but still hope it won’t happen.”

“On Mondays, my spirit animal is a mix between a sloth and a grumpy cat. Motivation is mythical, and enthusiasm is extinct.”

“Every Monday is a reminder that life is an endless cycle of ‘I really need to get my act together’.”

“Monday is the superhero no one wants, but everyone gets. It swoops in, saves us from
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“Monday is the superhero no one wants, but everyone gets. It swoops in, saves us from too much relaxation, and carries us into the world of productivity.”

“Monday is the day when my coffee needs an espresso shot, my espresso needs a Red Bull, and my Red Bull needs divine intervention.”

“Monday: When your bed is a magnetic field and your alarm clock is a cruel, relentless drill sergeant.”

“Mondays are like a big, unwelcome surprise party thrown by your alarm clock.”

“A Monday morning feels like a scavenger hunt where you’re trying to find your motivation,
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“A Monday morning feels like a scavenger hunt where you’re trying to find your motivation, will to work, and that one sock that disappeared.”

“Monday mornings are like cold showers. Nobody really likes them, but they do wake you up and get you moving.”

“They say every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I’d like to exchange it for an extra Friday.”

“Monday is the test that life gives you to see if you were paying attention during the happy hours of the weekend.”

“Remember, Monday is that friend who tells you the harsh truth – like you’re out of shape
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“Remember, Monday is that friend who tells you the harsh truth like you’re out of shape and need to exercise, but in this case, it’s about working.”

“Monday is a mythical creature. It appears out of nowhere and scares you back into adult responsibilities.”

“Monday is the universe’s way of saying, ‘Welcome back to reality, dreamer. Your vacation in the land of weekend is over.'”

“Imagine if Mondays were optional. I bet we’d all have a sudden case of ‘Weekend-itis’ lasting precisely 24 hours every week.”

“Mondays are like that one relative who shows up uninvited; you can’t avoid them, but you
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“Mondays are like that one relative who shows up uninvited; you can’t avoid them, but you can arm yourself with coffee and a fake smile.”

“Monday at work is like a mystery novel. Full of unanswered questions, like why are we here, and when is lunch?”

“Monday: when your inbox is a scary reminder that your job continued to exist even when you were happily ignoring it over the weekend.”

“Monday work motto: If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your office closet, at least make it dance and put some music on.”

“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life. Especially the ones that sneak up on you right as you’re sipping your coffee.”
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“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life. Especially the ones that sneak up on you right as you’re sipping your coffee.”

“Ever notice how your computer starts up as reluctantly as you on a Monday? It’s like it knows.”

“On Monday, my office chair feels like a catapult, ready to launch me back to the weekend.”

“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest, especially Monday. It’s like an entire week before it’s the weekend again.”

“Monday meetings: because why start your week with coffee when you can dive straight into confusion and charts?”
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“Monday meetings: because why start your week with coffee when you can dive straight into confusion and charts?”

“Walking into work on Monday is my real-life ‘accept terms and conditions’ moment. I’m not really sure what I’m agreeing to, but I don’t have much choice.”

“Mondays at work are like that ‘Reply All’ email everyone keeps responding to but nobody really wants.”

“Monday morning is nature’s way of asking, “How much do you really love your job?”

On Monday morning, my coffee is like a magic potion. It doesn’t make me invisible,
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On Monday morning, my coffee is like a magic potion. It doesn’t make me invisible, but it sure helps me be seen.

The only thing worse than a Monday is a Monday morning. It’s like the boss level of the week.

Monday mornings are like texts from your ex. Unexpected and they mess up your whole day.

If Monday morning had a face, I’d gently throw a pillow at it.

Monday mornings feel like that moment when you trip, and for a second, you hope no one saw. But the universe always sees.
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Monday mornings feel like that moment when you trip, and for a second, you hope no one saw. But the universe always sees.

The hardest thing about Monday morning is remembering what day it is. Spoiler: It’s always too early.

Monday morning: when your bed holds you hostage and the snooze button becomes your best ally.

Waking up on Monday is a gentle reminder that my bed is the comfiest place on earth and leaving it should be illegal.

Monday mornings are like that alarm clock you can’t find you know it’s there, and it’s
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Monday mornings are like that alarm clock you can’t find you know it’s there, and it’s annoying, but you just have to deal with it.

Monday motto: Can’t find sunshine? Be your own ray of, well, at least some kind of light. Maybe moonlight?

Monday’s superhero name? Caffeine-Man. Or Woman. Or Person. Whoever brings the coffee.

Every Monday is like a new plot twist in your life story. Let’s make it a good one!

Blue Monday? Only if the sky’s clear. Here’s to hoping for a sky-blue kind of day!
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Blue Monday? Only if the sky’s clear. Here’s to hoping for a sky-blue kind of day!

Fresh starts and snooze buttons that’s what Mondays are for.

Be like a stamp on Monday stick to something until you get there. Even if it’s just sticking to being out of bed.

Mondays: the perfect day to start things. Diet, exercise, learning to juggle tomorrow’s also good, though.

Good news: we survived last week! Let’s give this week a try, shall we?
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Good news: we survived last week! Let’s give this week a try, shall we?

Monday’s not so bad if you think of it as yadnouM. Sounds like a tropical island, right?

Okay, so maybe we can’t build Rome today, but let’s at least start with something smaller… like getting out of bed.

Mondays are like the first slice of bread in the pack everyone knows it’s there, but we all reach for the second slice.

Pretty sure my snooze button just gets bigger each Monday.
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Pretty sure my snooze button just gets bigger each Monday.

The worst part of waking up? Realizing it’s Monday.

Hey Monday, how about you take a day off? No one would mind, promise.

Remember, every Monday is a chance to start anew. Yep, 52 new chances each year!” (Inspired by David Dweck)

Monday: the day when my calendar screams ‘Let’s do this!’ and my bed whispers ‘Nah, let’s not.
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Monday: the day when my calendar screams ‘Let’s do this!’ and my bed whispers ‘Nah, let’s not.

I’m sure my bed becomes a cloud on Mondays. Why else would it be so hard to leave?

Monday’s like the uninvited guest at the party – you can’t kick it out, so you just roll with it.

If every day’s a gift, Monday’s the one that comes with a gift receipt.

Monday: When you start thinking maybe wine can be a morning thing. It’s fruit, right?
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Monday: When you start thinking maybe wine can be a morning thing. It’s fruit, right?

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